I know many of you are concerned about my health in this harsh climate of Antarctica. Because of that, and to allay your fears, I scheduled myself for a one hour full body massage. The licensed massage therapist is a full time janitor and moon lights doing this to raise money for her travels when she leaves the ice.

I’ve only had one professional massage in my life prior to this. Deni set that one up for me several years ago when we were visiting Atlanta. You can now rest assured I am in good health, rested and feeling very Gumby-like. In other words it was a great way to spend an hour.